heute mal was auf englisch^^
A man walked along and saw a ladder going up into the heavens
he climbed up a ladder and saw an ugly woman
the woman said: Take me now or climb the ladder to success
the man got freaked out and started climbing the ladder frantically
on the next level, he saw a plain looking woman
the woman said: Take me now or climb the ladder to success
seeing a pattern here, the man climbs the ladder again
on the next ladder, he saw a really hot woman, very beautiful and sexy
the woman said: Take me now or climb the ladder to success
the man is tempted, but thinks, If the woman is hot here, imagine what it would be like in the next level! and he climbs the ladder
on that level there was this fat ugly hells angel, with a fucking long beard, piercings and decorated with tattoos
the man screamed "who the fuck are you?!"
the hells angel said "i am cess"
