Irish Philospie
ive you live there are only 2 things to worry about..
either your well or you get sick
ive your well there is nothing to worry about
ive your sick there are 2 things to worry about
either you get well or you die
if you get well there is nothing to worry about
if you die there are 2 things to worry about
either you get to hell or heaven
when you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about
when you go to hell you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends that you dont have time to worry

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Zitat:
Sometimes there is a sunset. In that sunset is cottage cheese.
It doesn't burn, because it's made of tar and asphalt. Eat it if you want head worms.
They know what you're thinking.
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