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THREE REASONS TO SAY JESUS WAS IRISH
He never married
He never had a permanent job
His last wish was to have a drink

THREE REASONS TO SAY JESUS WAS PORTORICAN
He was called Jesus
He was constantly in trouble with the law
His mother wasn't sure about who his father was

THREE REASONS TO SAY JESUS WAS GREEK
He gesticulated a lot while talking
He drank wine at every meal
He worked in the construction business

THREE REASONS TO SAY JESUS WAS BLACK
He called everyone "brother"
He did not have a permanent residence
Nobody wanted to employ him

THREE REASONS TO SAY JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN
He never cut his hair
He always walked barefooted
He invented a new religion

AND, FINALLY, HERE IS THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
He went to work in his father's enterprise
He lived in his parent's home until the age of 33
He was persuaded that his mother was a virgin
His mother was persuaded that he was God